1. Season 1, Episode 2 Quotes
    Moss: You mean 999.
    Roy: I mean 911!
    Moss: That’s the American one, you berk.

    Moss: Well that’s easy to remember. (singing in a similar style to the ad) 0118 999 881 999 119 725! (pauses) 3!
    Moss: (after attempting to dial the new emergency services number) Hello. Is this the Emergency Services? (pause) Then which country am I speaking to?
    (There is a fire in the office and Moss decides to send an e-mail to Emergency Services)
    Moss: “Subject: Fire. Dear Sir stroke Madam: I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of…” no, that’s too formal.
    (Moss deletes what he typed)
    Moss: “Dear Sir stroke Madam: Fire. Exclamation mark. Fire. Exclamation mark. Help me. Exclamation mark. 123 Clarandon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.”

    Moss: I can’t go to prison, Roy, they’ll rape the flip out of me!
    Roy: I don’t know if it’s the loss of blood, or the melting plastic from the monitor, but I feel great.
    Fireman: Did somebody e-mail us about a fire?

  2. Season 1, Episode 1 Quotes

    Roy: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Uh, okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? ..yeah, you need to turn it on. Uh, the button turns it on.. yeah, you do know how a button works don’t you? No, not on clothes.

    Moss: Ahh wicked. I know what this is. It’s the new Harry Potter. I got the child edition and the adult edition just to check there are no differences in the text.

    Moss: She is quite the oddball. Did you notice how she didn’t even get excited when she saw this original ZX81?

    Moss: My ear’s getting hot!

    — I miss this show! Just realized they did a special show last fall!!

  3. http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=C2CoQkQbeKI&u=/watch?v=A1INZdLbBbY&feature=share →

    I found this and it is so cute! Yoon Eun Hye and Kang Ji Hwan play a married couple with kids for a CF!!